THE ULTIMATE STITCH-UP FOR YOU AND YOUR MATES
COME AND FIGHT WITH AN AI THAT ACTUALLY FIGHTS BACK
No filters
No politeness
Just pure verbal sparring
WHAT IS THIS? THE ULTIMATE GAME
WATCH YOUR MATES GET ABSOLUTELY ROASTED BY AN AI
Put the phone on speaker, nominate a "victim", and let our unhinged AI verbally destroy them while the whole room cracks up. You talk shit. It talks shit harder. Pure banter with zero consequences
THIS IS YOUR MOMENT
WHAT YOU'LL FIND
AN AI THAT HITS BACK
Put it on speaker and see which of your mates breaks first. No soft answers. No fake politeness. It matches the room's energy and hits back harder
NO FILTERS. NO SAFE SPACE
This isn't Siri or ChatGPT. It is not a helpful assistant. It’s built for pure chaos, taking the piss, and absolute savagery
BRUTAL GROUP ROASTS
Pass the phone around. Let everyone have a go. The AI will roast you, argue with you, and absolutely refuse to back down
INSTANT ENTERTAINMENT
Grab a drink, get your private link instantly, and let the chaos begin. No downloads, no apps, no waiting around
LISTEN HERE
CLEAR RULES. NO BULLSHIT.
YOUR SAFETY IS OUR PRIORITY
18+ Only
Adults only. No exceptions. Keep the kids out of the room.
Prohibited Topics
Suicide, self-harm, rape, sexual violence and real threats are strictly blocked. Keep it to banter.
Session Ends Automatically
When your minutes run out, the call stops. Want more? Buy another round.
PURE GROUP BANTER. OR SOLO, IF YOU HAVE STOMACH
HOW TO START THE CHAOS
1. Choose your round (pick how many minutes your group can handle)
2. Pay securely and get your private link instantly
3. Put your phone on speaker or get ready to pass it around
4. Start talking (or yelling) and watch the AI fire back
When your time is up, the session ends automatically.
DON'T WAIT ANY LONGER!
CHOOSE YOUR ROUND
QUICK LAUGH
10 MINUTES
Cheaper than a pint. The perfect amount of time to put a couple of mates in the firing line.
Instant access
One private session
Ends automatically
PRICE:
AU$19.90
AU$14.90
THE PRE-DRINKS
20 MINUTES
Best value. Enough time for the whole crew to have a go at the mic. Length to really piss it off
Best value
Instant access
More time to go at it
PRICE:
AU$29.90
AU$20.90
VIP
30 MINUTES
Full chaos. For groups who really want to push the limits and bring their worst
Longest session
Instant access
Maximum verbal damage
For strong people
PRICE:
AU$39.90
AU$27.90
Each package gives you one session of the selected duration. If you leave early, the remaining time is not saved or refunded.
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
No. We do not record any sessions.
The remaining minutes are lost. Unused time is not refunded or saved.
Yes. We only collect the information needed to process your payment and send you the access link.
Yes. You can purchase another package anytime.
Suicide, self-harm, rape, sexual violence, child exploitation, threats of violence are strictly prohibited. Pushing these topics will end the session.
No. This service is strictly for adults aged 18 and over.